1 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,589 My name is Virginia 2 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:31,509 and I live on the edge of the forest. 3 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:35,096 Well, kind of. 4 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:39,975 My dad's a janitor. 5 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,102 That's how we got to have an apartment 6 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:43,562 on the edge of Central Park. 7 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:46,232 And you might think that the fact 8 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,943 that I still live with my dad is a bit sad and... 9 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:51,695 Well, you might be right. 10 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:53,030 Oh! 11 00:01:53,072 --> 00:01:54,615 But, I don't know, I'm all he's got really 12 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:56,784 and I'm sort of permanently 13 00:01:56,826 --> 00:01:59,787 between boyfriends at the moment. 14 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:02,248 So, you know. 15 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:06,335 I'm just a waitress at the grill on the park, 16 00:02:06,377 --> 00:02:09,338 but one day, I'm going to find a partner 17 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:12,716 and open a restaurant of my own. 18 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:16,137 All I need's a good man who's interested in food. 19 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,230 Did you see this? 20 00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:28,732 Look at this, this has been chewed. 21 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:29,984 It's not my job. 22 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:33,279 This is an electrician's job, but who gets to do it? 23 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,530 Where are you going? 24 00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:37,032 To work, Dad, like I do every day. 25 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,117 Oh. 26 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:40,828 On the way back, 27 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:41,870 use the stairs. 28 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:43,956 Just in case. 29 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:10,566 Who's there? 30 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,029 So, where exactly are we going? 31 00:03:57,071 --> 00:04:00,616 To Beantown, in the southwest corner of your kingdom, sir. 32 00:04:00,658 --> 00:04:02,910 You're accepting the throne that the craftsmen there 33 00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:04,203 have made for your coronation. 34 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:05,537 Well, is it much further? 35 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,705 Can't we stop and go hunting or something? 36 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,582 Very shortly, sir. 37 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:09,833 We must make a brief stop 38 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,961 at the Snow White Memorial Prison. 39 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:16,173 I hate these outer provinces. 40 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:18,008 The people are so common. 41 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,302 Your stepmother has applied for parole again 42 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:22,054 which we will, of course, turn down. 43 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:26,558 It's simply a routine courtesy visit. 44 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:38,737 Stop it! 45 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,406 You're pathetic. 46 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,615 Call yourselves trolls? 47 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:42,866 You make me ashamed. 48 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:43,951 Sorry, Dad. 49 00:04:43,993 --> 00:04:44,911 Sorry, Dad. 50 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,037 It won't happen again. 51 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:49,039 This is the last time I come and rescue you. 52 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:52,793 Come on, Dad, take off the magic shoes. 53 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:54,128 I can handle them. 54 00:05:02,011 --> 00:05:04,054 You know what I'm startin' to think? 55 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:05,639 I'm startin' to think that the only kind of people 56 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:08,183 they want in this country are guys like me. 57 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:12,146 You know, guys who will work for scraps, do six jobs. 58 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:15,149 Basically, bend over and take it. 59 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,066 Wanna know something, darling? 60 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:17,568 10, 15 years tops, this country 61 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,069 is finished as a democracy. 62 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:21,613 I'm telling you, as a caring society, 63 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,407 where people do things for each 64 00:05:23,449 --> 00:05:25,075 other, we're done, we're finished. 65 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:26,160 We are out of here. 66 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,042 Your barbecue ribs are on top of the microwave. 67 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:33,334 Tony, I have been calling this elevator 68 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,127 for the last half hour. 69 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:36,378 I thought you fixed it. 70 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,547 I did, sir, but it's broken again. 71 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:40,132 Well, don't take all night on it. 72 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:41,550 You've got to look at that boiler. 73 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:43,218 It's driving everybody crazy. 74 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:44,845 There's air in the pipes. 75 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:46,972 The whole system's got to be drained and bled. 76 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,015 Yes, sir. 77 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:49,308 I just have to fix the leak in number nine 78 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:50,976 and then I'm right on it. 79 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:54,313 Tony, I am only going to tell you this once. 80 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:55,689 There are an awful lot of people 81 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:57,483 out there who would love your job. 82 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,942 An awful lotta people. 83 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:00,152 Yes, sir. 84 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:04,782 Drain the system. 85 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,992 I'd like to drain his system. 86 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:07,993 Bye, Daddy. 87 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,037 Oh, oh, oh, listen. 88 00:06:10,079 --> 00:06:11,997 Don't go through the park, promise? 89 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,040 Yup. 90 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:13,916 Have you got a coat? 91 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:14,917 You're gonna get cold. 92 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,418 Oh, what did you fix me for dinner? 93 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:24,718 Wait. 94 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,514 Come to me. 95 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:59,837 Well, this is marvelous, isn't it? 96 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,922 Not exactly the red carpet treatment. 97 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:02,965 I'm sure they won't have forgotten 98 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:06,009 about our visit, Your Majesty. 99 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:16,228 Suck an elf. 100 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,479 Oh, you were right. 101 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:18,772 "Maximum security." 102 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:20,023 We're not supposed to be in here. 103 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,901 Dad, no one's ever allowed in there. 104 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:26,280 This is where they keep the Queen. 105 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:37,707 Stop. 106 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,173 Dad, this is really bad. 107 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:50,345 No, Dad, Dad, where are you going? 108 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,680 Dad, this could be a trap. 109 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:52,848 Dad, don't. 110 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:53,766 No! 111 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:54,933 Dad! 112 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,020 Open the door. 113 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:02,941 Open the door to everything you desire. 114 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,579 Giles? 115 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:18,457 Giles? 116 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,969 Hello? 117 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,062 Giles. 118 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,236 Hello, princey! 119 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,866 Did that hurt? 120 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:54,952 I'd like you to meet my sister. 121 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,130 Now he's mine. 122 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,757 I get the first shot. 123 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,050 You got the first last time. 124 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:11,343 I always get the first... 125 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,678 Enough. 126 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:16,056 You're a long way from your castle, Wendell. 127 00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:19,017 Perhaps you should have stayed there. 128 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,436 My silly little stepson. 129 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:23,063 You, you... 130 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,481 You will pay for this. 131 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,066 On the contrary. 132 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:30,112 I think that you will beg at my feet for food. 133 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,948 Do you know what this is? 134 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:37,327 This is a very special kind of dog. 135 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:40,747 This is a magical dog. 136 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:43,000 I hope you like dogs, Wendell. 137 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:46,003 You're going to spend the rest of your life as one. 138 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:17,993 Come, come, Prince Wendell. 139 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:20,537 You don't greet people on all fours, do you? 140 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,249 Get him. 141 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,293 Stop him, bring him back to me alive. 142 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:27,252 We'll get him. 143 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,087 He's not going anywhere. 144 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,130 He can't escape. 145 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,715 We're in a prison. 146 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:37,512 Well, Your Highness. 147 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:42,100 Just what do you have to say for yourself? 148 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,731 Where's my tail gone? 149 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,275 I guess you get to a certain age 150 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,152 and you realize that nothing exciting 151 00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:55,530 is ever going to happen to you. 152 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,199 And maybe that's just the way it is. 153 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:00,535 You know, maybe some people just have quiet lives. 154 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,792 Give us some food, say. 155 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,044 I haven't had any food since yesterday. 156 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:10,921 Let us out. 157 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,965 Come on, just give us the key. 158 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,426 Let us out. 159 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:17,552 You. 160 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:21,098 Hello. 161 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,891 What are you? 162 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,518 Me? 163 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,686 A very, very fine chap, falsely impris... 164 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,064 Do not make me ask again. 165 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,817 I'm a... 166 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,444 Shh... 167 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:37,114 Half-wolf. 168 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,533 If I give you your freedom, you must 169 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:42,202 agree to serve me without question. 170 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:45,205 Oh, breakfast, lunch, dinner. 171 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:46,540 I am your wolf. 172 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,875 "Loyalty" is my middle name. 173 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:52,504 I've turned Prince Wendell into a dog. 174 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,005 Good idea. 175 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,175 Find him before the trolls. 176 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,803 Oh, trolls. 177 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,515 Wait. 178 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:07,477 Give your will to me. 179 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:13,275 Be mine to summon 180 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:16,486 and control. 181 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:18,822 Do you understand? 182 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,617 Yeah. 183 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,054 Come on. 184 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,318 Huff, puff. 185 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,237 What's going on here? 186 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:10,767 Wow. 187 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,628 Suck an elf. 188 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,088 Where are we? 189 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:46,011 Wow, get a look at that. 190 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:49,055 This isn't part of the nine kingdoms. 191 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,974 This is a magical place. 192 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,809 Look at all those lights. 193 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,186 They must go through a ton of candles. 194 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,980 Maybe we should claim this kingdom. 195 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,024 That's a sensational idea. 196 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,401 Let's grab it before someone else does. 197 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:05,614 I hereby claim this land and all its inhabitants 198 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,949 in the name of the Troll Nation. 199 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:11,077 Henceforth, it shall be known as... 200 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,998 What shall we call it? 201 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,460 The 10th Kingdom. 202 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,836 Ah. 203 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,089 The 10th Kingdom! 204 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:29,137 In a month, I will have crushed the House of White. 205 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:33,475 I will have Wendell's castle and his kingdom 206 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,018 and for helping me to escape you may 207 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,772 have half his kingdom to rule. 208 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:42,609 Half the fourth kingdom, but it's huge. 209 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,405 What's your plan? 210 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,783 What do I have to do? 211 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,385 Simply allow me the use of your children 212 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,370 until they've captured the Prince for me. 213 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:55,288 That's all? 214 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,000 Tell no one what you've seen, of course. 215 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,880 Do I get to choose 216 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:07,008 which half of the kingdom I want? 217 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,519 Oh my god, I've killed it. 218 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,146 Are you okay? 219 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,731 Oh, I'm sorry. 220 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,235 Where's your master? 221 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,612 How come you don't have a collar? 222 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,285 Come on, let's get out of here. 223 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,670 Ah... 224 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:49,968 Hello. 225 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,691 Oh, my wallet. 226 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:07,444 Look at this. 227 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,570 It's not even leather. 228 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,239 Are there any other shoes in here? 229 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,825 What's this? 230 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,169 More magic. 231 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,351 No. 232 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,811 Virginia, just leave. 233 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,063 Go. 234 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,195 There. 235 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,324 There's been an incident. 236 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,116 Aha! 237 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,868 Lookie look. 238 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,496 Dog hairs. 239 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,830 Ah, calfskin. 240 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:01,956 Nicey nice. 241 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,708 Squeaky clean. 242 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:19,891 "If found, please return to Virginia Lewis, 243 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,978 "apartment 2006, number two, 244 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:27,649 "East Eighty-Onest Street." 245 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,108 "Eighty-Onest Street?" 246 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,943 Yeah, that's what it says, "eighty-onest." 247 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:31,986 How 'bout this way? 248 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:32,987 Come on, let's go! 249 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,073 Come on, let's go. 250 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,541 Meat. 251 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,725 Hi. 252 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,102 Oh, and where have you been, huh? 253 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,520 I've been covering for you. 254 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,688 Thank you. 255 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,398 Your head, you're bleeding. 256 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:11,025 I smashed my bike and I lost my wallet 257 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,027 and I've picked up a new boyfriend. 258 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,237 Oh... 259 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,906 Well, hello. 260 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,075 I hit him with my bike, but I don't think he's hurt. 261 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,743 I mean, he's not bleeding or anything. 262 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:21,995 What's his name? 263 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,121 I don't know, he doesn't have a collar. 264 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,206 Uh huh, come on, let's see, huh? 265 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:27,417 You look like a prince to me, huh? 266 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,251 Yes. 267 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,127 Hello, Prince. 268 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,753 Hello, hello. 269 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,258 Oh... 270 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,012 Tasty. 271 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,556 Remember what you came here for. 272 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,434 Find the Prince, find the Prince. 273 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,395 But huff puff. 274 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,647 A wolf's got to eat, hasn't he? 275 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,275 Can't work on an empty stomach. 276 00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,782 I smell dog! 277 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,744 Would you believe it? 278 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,829 Work and pleasure combined. 279 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,331 All right, you can stay in here 280 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,541 and I'll come back when I can and check on you. 281 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,668 Don't make a noise or you'll get me the sack. 282 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,296 Shh. 283 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,965 Quiet or I'll put you outside. 284 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,137 So, the specials are lamb... 285 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:22,179 Lamb? 286 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,724 New season's lamb, I hope. 287 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:28,853 Young and juicy and frolicking provocatively in the fields, 288 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:32,982 bouncing up and down with soft, fluffy wool. 289 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,485 Stop it. 290 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:36,945 Pull yourself together. 291 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,614 Some shepherdess not really paying attention 292 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:43,993 to the flock, probably asleep, if I know little girls. 293 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,829 Well, I'm not gonna eat her. 294 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:52,252 Not if there's a lamb filet or a nice fat rack of chops. 295 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,003 I'm not greedy. 296 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:55,255 Well, I am greedy. 297 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,965 I don't know why I just said that. 298 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,926 I have a substantial appetite. 299 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,761 Born to gorge. 300 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,972 That's me. 301 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,901 Suck an elf. 302 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,785 All right. 303 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,090 Our carriage is here. 304 00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:44,721 Okay. 305 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:45,972 No, no! 306 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:46,889 Sir, what can I get you? 307 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,600 Rare implies dangerously cooked. 308 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,353 When I say, "rare," I mean just let it look 309 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:55,982 at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me. 310 00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:57,817 No fries, no vegetables. 311 00:21:57,859 --> 00:22:00,945 Just meat. 312 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,989 Red... 313 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:06,075 As a young girl's first blush. 314 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:10,788 Oh, I'm sorry. 315 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,040 I missed that. 316 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,722 I'll have a jug of margarita, a diet cola, 317 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,460 and two beers, okay? 318 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,295 And my wife will have... 319 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:18,296 I'm sorry, I'll be right back. 320 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,882 A double, big... 321 00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:24,969 Cold plates. 322 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,264 All right, that's it, I'm taking you outside. 323 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,482 Okay, Candy, very funny. 324 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,776 You can come out. 325 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,074 I suppose you wrote that, eh? 326 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:51,953 Bark once. 327 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,708 Okay, bark twice. 328 00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,714 Okay, so, you got the lamb special 329 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,549 and six glasses of warm milk. 330 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:04,591 Yeah. 331 00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:05,968 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 332 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:06,677 Uh huh? 333 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:07,845 I almost forgot. 334 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,722 Uh, I'm looking for this lovely lady 335 00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:11,974 who found my doggie. 336 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,519 Oh, so, it's yours. 337 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,770 Oh. 338 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:16,896 I'll tell Virginia. 339 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:18,940 She's out back. 340 00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:21,984 Can you 341 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,695 understand everything I'm saying? 342 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,698 Stop it! 343 00:23:30,952 --> 00:23:33,704 Well, who's in danger? 344 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:34,872 Both of us? 345 00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:37,875 Whoa. 346 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,378 Just wait a minute. 347 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,427 Oh, you can't come in here. 348 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:49,428 Oh. 349 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,142 Um... 350 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:55,810 She must've gone home, you know? 351 00:23:55,852 --> 00:23:57,311 Maybe she hurt herself when she fell. 352 00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,439 Oh, poor little sausage. 353 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,773 Why don't you tell me where she lives? 354 00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:01,899 That way I can thank her. 355 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,359 Oh, Well, I... 356 00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:04,944 I can't tell you where she lives. 357 00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:07,405 You know, um, I don't know who you are. 358 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:08,447 Oh... 359 00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:10,658 Oh. 360 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:13,202 You can tell me. 361 00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:20,001 This is my stop. 362 00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:23,421 You gotta go now. 363 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:31,095 Okay, you can just stay one night 364 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,096 and then you're on your own. 365 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,764 Do you understand? 366 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:37,268 I've gone crazy. 367 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,604 How can I be talking to a dog? 368 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,064 Yes, I have. 369 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:44,066 Don't try and reassure me. 370 00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:55,411 That's Mrs. Graves from next door. 371 00:24:58,456 --> 00:25:02,293 And her husband, and their son Eric. 372 00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:09,509 What's happened to them? 373 00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:21,229 Wait here. 374 00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:23,606 Shh, Wait. 375 00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:26,841 I'm gonna go see if Dad's all right. 376 00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:48,839 Dad. 377 00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:59,725 Dad, wake up. 378 00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:02,687 What do you think? 379 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,566 Look. 380 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:08,693 Here they are. 381 00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:14,740 Soft cow. 382 00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:17,577 Nicey nice. 383 00:26:22,164 --> 00:26:24,458 Walk the catwalk. 384 00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:34,427 Hello there, girlie. 385 00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:35,803 These shoes. 386 00:26:35,845 --> 00:26:38,014 They've been very badly cared for. 387 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:41,767 They're, they're scuffed, and cracked and neglected. 388 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:46,772 You have nice shoes and so tiny. 389 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:49,108 We have hundreds of pairs at home. 390 00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:51,402 So we know what we're talking about. 391 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:52,653 Who are you and what 392 00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:54,238 have you done to my dad? 393 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,948 Aw, he's just sleeping. 394 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:58,743 Hit him with a bit of troll dust, that's all. 395 00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,494 Troll dust? 396 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:04,582 I am Burly the troll, feared throughout the nine kingdoms. 397 00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:06,542 I am Blabberwort the troll, 398 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:08,961 dreaded throughout the nine kingdoms. 399 00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:11,631 And I am Bluebell the troll, 400 00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:14,342 terrified throughout the nine kingdoms. 401 00:27:19,722 --> 00:27:24,226 So, where is he? 402 00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:25,869 I don't know what you're talking about. 403 00:27:25,895 --> 00:27:27,938 Prince Wendell. 404 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:28,647 Who? 405 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:29,689 The dog. 406 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:33,486 We are going to count to three and then we 407 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:35,988 are going to make you into a pair of shoes. 408 00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:38,991 One, I'll cut the shoes. 409 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:41,827 Two, I will shape the shoes. 410 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:44,288 Three, I will stick... 411 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,040 All right, all right! 412 00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:48,542 I'll tell you where he is. 413 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,169 He's here. 414 00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:53,964 He's just, uh, outside. 415 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:54,840 Show us. 416 00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:56,217 Take us to him. 417 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:00,930 Go through the door. 418 00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:01,764 Be careful. 419 00:28:01,806 --> 00:28:02,932 Shut up, Bluebell. 420 00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:07,394 Where is he? 421 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,357 He's hiding, uh... 422 00:28:11,399 --> 00:28:13,693 Behind those doors. 423 00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:22,034 That room was not there a moment ago. 424 00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:24,120 You are crafty. 425 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:33,754 There's no one in here! 426 00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,005 Oh, yes, he's here. 427 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:37,258 I'm, I'm just gonna operate the secret door 428 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,969 and show you where he's hiding. 429 00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:42,388 No! 430 00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:43,889 It's a trick. 431 00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:45,182 Open this door! 432 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:51,689 Suck an elf. 433 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:54,900 Open up. 434 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,452 All right, come on. 435 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:05,619 Let's get out of here. 436 00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:06,537 Dad'll be all right. 437 00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:08,247 I think it's you they're after. 438 00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:26,932 Oh, whatever it is, go away. 439 00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:28,517 Good evening. 440 00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:32,396 Trolls have been to visit you first, I see. 441 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:34,231 No matter. 442 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:38,068 Tonight and tonight only, I am authorized 443 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,905 to make you a unique offer. 444 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:43,866 Namely, the end to all your personal and financial problems. 445 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:45,326 Hey, hey, just hold it a second right there. 446 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:46,994 You take another step, I'm gonna call the cops. 447 00:29:47,036 --> 00:29:47,912 It's private property. 448 00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:49,246 Under the terms of this policy 449 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,123 I am, in exchange for information 450 00:29:51,165 --> 00:29:53,083 as to the whereabouts of your daughter, 451 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:58,047 able to offer you this magic bean 452 00:29:58,088 --> 00:29:59,965 which, once eaten, will give you 453 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:03,636 six glorious wishes. 454 00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,682 Is this her? 455 00:30:11,185 --> 00:30:13,479 This can't be her. 456 00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:14,355 What do you mean? 457 00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:16,232 Oh, she's succulent! 458 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:19,485 What a dreamy, creamy girl! 459 00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:35,125 Tasty, or what? 460 00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:53,143 I've been thinking back over the years 461 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,646 and I feel this is quite the worst 462 00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:58,065 spell we have ever been put under. 463 00:30:58,107 --> 00:31:01,819 We've had some stinkers but nothing like this. 464 00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:05,364 She's a powerful little witch, that one. 465 00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:11,745 I think we might be in her pocket. 466 00:31:11,787 --> 00:31:13,497 Hmm? 467 00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:14,790 What? 468 00:31:14,832 --> 00:31:17,877 I think she might have shrunk us 469 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:22,006 and put us in a matchbox in her pocket. 470 00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:28,637 That's ridiculous. 471 00:31:28,679 --> 00:31:29,930 You're falling to pieces. 472 00:31:29,972 --> 00:31:31,140 Get a grip on yourself. 473 00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:35,019 How can we be in a matchbox, you idiot? 474 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:39,064 Where are all the matches? 475 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:49,450 What the hell's it doing? 476 00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:53,704 Six big wishes. 477 00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:57,583 Imagine having anything you desire. 478 00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:01,337 And from the look of your modest surroundings 479 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:03,547 I'm sure there are many things that you'd love to change. 480 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:04,965 I, oh... 481 00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:07,176 Well, you know, I would... 482 00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:11,639 Uh, just get the hell out of my apartment, all right? 483 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:15,684 Well... 484 00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:16,936 This is a joke, right? 485 00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:17,895 No, no. 486 00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:19,563 It's a standard multiple-wishes deal, 487 00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:22,232 six wishes, no going back on wishes once made, 488 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,902 no making five wishes and wishing for another thousand. 489 00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:27,696 Now, come on, is that a fair deal or what? 490 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:28,739 Now... 491 00:32:28,781 --> 00:32:33,911 Where is your lovely daughter? 492 00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:38,666 What do you want her for? 493 00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:41,752 Simply to reclaim my little doggy which she found earlier. 494 00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:44,338 Dog? 495 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:45,923 There's even a reward involved 496 00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:48,759 which I intend to give her personally. 497 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,767 If she's not at work she'll be at my mother-in-law's. 498 00:32:56,809 --> 00:32:58,352 Ooh. 499 00:32:58,394 --> 00:33:00,396 She's always trying to turn Virginia against me. 500 00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:02,648 Does this mother-in-law like, uh, flowers? 501 00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:03,941 She likes money. 502 00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:04,942 That's the only thing that impresses her. 503 00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:07,486 Address, please. 504 00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:16,328 It's been a pleasure. 505 00:33:17,371 --> 00:33:18,247 Wait, hold on a second. 506 00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:19,498 How long does this take to work? 507 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:22,751 Oh, don't worry, the first three hours 508 00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:24,461 are the worst. 509 00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:29,633 Anything I want, huh? 510 00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:43,355 Ooh... 511 00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:47,401 Okay. 512 00:33:47,443 --> 00:33:49,987 All right, for my first wish... 513 00:33:53,866 --> 00:33:55,242 For my f... 514 00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:57,994 For my f... 515 00:34:09,298 --> 00:34:10,799 Hello? 516 00:34:10,841 --> 00:34:12,885 Who is it? 517 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:15,846 It's only me, Grandma. 518 00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:20,893 Hi. 519 00:34:22,144 --> 00:34:24,897 For a moment there I thought it was your mother. 520 00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:29,526 Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you. 521 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,945 Would you mind if I stayed the night tonight? 522 00:34:31,987 --> 00:34:35,032 You know, she'll come back one day. 523 00:34:35,074 --> 00:34:39,495 She'll just swan in without a word. 524 00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:44,166 You don't think she could be in Aspen, do you? 525 00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:46,001 She always loved the snow. 526 00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,878 Well... 527 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,380 I think she would have come back by now. 528 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:54,802 I don't know, 14 years is a long time for apres-ski. 529 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:57,221 Don't be cheap, dear. 530 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,228 God, what's that? 531 00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,772 This is a stray I picked up today. 532 00:35:06,814 --> 00:35:09,983 Well, just keep him away from Roland. 533 00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,944 He's probably got fleas. 534 00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:13,445 Aw, you don't have fleas. 535 00:35:13,487 --> 00:35:14,822 Do you have fleas? 536 00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:17,282 No, shh, shh. 537 00:35:21,912 --> 00:35:23,038 Thanks. 538 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,582 You know, you could still be 539 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:29,253 something in society, Virginia. 540 00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:31,713 I have connections, you know. 541 00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:36,135 Your mother's debut at the Ritz Carlton was, ah. 542 00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:38,846 A coronation. 543 00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:41,849 At 19 she could have had any bachelor 544 00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:45,144 in the whole of New York. 545 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:46,854 And what does she end up with? 546 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,230 Dad. 547 00:35:48,272 --> 00:35:50,190 Dad. 548 00:35:50,232 --> 00:35:54,069 Don't throw away your life the way she did, Virginia. 549 00:35:54,111 --> 00:35:57,865 I can see the whole thing happening all over again. 550 00:35:57,906 --> 00:35:59,950 You're a waitress, for god's sakes. 551 00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:02,578 Who are you going to meet? 552 00:36:02,619 --> 00:36:06,248 Some eligible short-order cook? 553 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:09,834 No. 554 00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:19,428 Oh, so, of course you never fixed 555 00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:21,388 the pipes like you promised. 556 00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:23,056 That I've come to expect. 557 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:25,100 But this! 558 00:36:25,142 --> 00:36:26,518 I can, um, this... 559 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,729 I can explain all of this, and I'm going to. 560 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:29,730 I'll get on it right away, Mr. Murray. 561 00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:31,022 No. 562 00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:33,734 "I'm gonna get on it" is not good enough. 563 00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:37,154 I want you and your daughter out of this apartment today. 564 00:36:37,196 --> 00:36:38,406 You're fired! 565 00:36:38,447 --> 00:36:39,615 Fire, fired? 566 00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:40,782 No, please, Mr. Murray... 567 00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:42,826 What, you big jerk? 568 00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:46,705 I wish you and your entire family 569 00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:51,210 would kiss my ass and be my slaves forever. 570 00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:54,588 What did you just say? 571 00:36:57,007 --> 00:37:00,761 Oh, Master. 572 00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:20,113 How long do you think this spell will last? 573 00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:21,698 It can't last long. 574 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:22,658 100 years? 575 00:37:22,699 --> 00:37:24,076 At most. 576 00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:25,786 Maybe only 50. 577 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:28,997 We'll just have to make the most of our imprisonment. 578 00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:32,251 And agree not to eat each other. 579 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:34,086 Absolutely, absolutely. 580 00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:37,589 We'll do the hundred years and maybe 581 00:37:37,631 --> 00:37:39,591 if we're lucky we'll only have to do 582 00:37:39,633 --> 00:37:42,970 two-thirds of the spell and get out early. 583 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:08,328 Oh. 584 00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:09,955 I, there must be some mistake. 585 00:38:09,997 --> 00:38:11,581 I do apologize. 586 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,959 I was looking for Virginia's grandmother. 587 00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:15,794 I am she. 588 00:38:15,836 --> 00:38:17,462 That cannot be. 589 00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:18,922 Her young sister, perhaps. 590 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:20,799 Her mother perhaps. 591 00:38:20,841 --> 00:38:22,426 But her grandmother? 592 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:23,719 Pah! 593 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,931 You are a dazzling beauty. 594 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,766 Oh. 595 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:33,312 Well, I, I don't have my makeup on or anything yet. 596 00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:34,604 May I come in? 597 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:35,897 I have flowers. 598 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:38,191 Yeah, but who are you? 599 00:38:39,276 --> 00:38:41,862 I am Virginia's suitor. 600 00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:43,447 Her betrothed. 601 00:38:44,698 --> 00:38:45,991 Betrothed? 602 00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:48,785 She didn't say anything about a fiance. 603 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:51,788 How like her, how modest. 604 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:54,374 Most girls would brag and boast about dating the heir 605 00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:57,711 to an enormous fortune, but not Virginia. 606 00:38:57,753 --> 00:39:00,756 Oh, well, do come in. 607 00:39:00,797 --> 00:39:05,552 I'll, I'll just go and get dressed. 608 00:39:05,594 --> 00:39:06,720 Of course. 609 00:39:06,762 --> 00:39:08,680 Get dressed. 610 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,737 Okay, Wish Master. 611 00:39:23,779 --> 00:39:27,574 Give me a never-ending supply of beer. 612 00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:32,329 Two? 613 00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:34,581 You call that a wild night where you come from? 614 00:39:34,623 --> 00:39:35,623 Oh. 615 00:39:50,472 --> 00:39:52,516 Hey, oh, Murray, Murray! 616 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:54,851 Murray, you got to see this. 617 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:58,021 The refrigerator, it just keeps go... 618 00:39:59,648 --> 00:40:00,941 What are you doing? 619 00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:03,819 I'm worried that they're not clean enough, Master. 620 00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:06,822 Shall I lick your shoes again? 621 00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:09,282 Let me see your tongue. 622 00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:11,326 All right, five more minutes. 623 00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:13,453 How is your mother coming with that door? 624 00:40:13,495 --> 00:40:18,417 Oh, uh, almost done now, Master. 625 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,584 Just hurry... 626 00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:20,836 No, stop, no, no. 627 00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:22,295 Once was enough. 628 00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:24,673 Here, open this. 629 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:29,052 What shall I wish for next? 630 00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:31,721 I wish... 631 00:40:34,224 --> 00:40:36,184 I wish I had something that would 632 00:40:36,226 --> 00:40:38,562 clean this apartment all by itself, 633 00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:40,939 and I would never have to lift a finger. 634 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:44,067 Oh, here we go. 635 00:40:48,405 --> 00:40:49,823 Here we go, clean, clean, clean clean, clean... 636 00:40:49,865 --> 00:40:51,867 Clean. 637 00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:53,368 Oh, gotta get this cleaned up. 638 00:40:53,410 --> 00:40:54,578 Oh, oh, look here. 639 00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:56,580 Oh, there's dust all over the floor. 640 00:40:57,873 --> 00:41:00,459 Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. 641 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:01,835 Oh, here's some over here. 642 00:41:01,877 --> 00:41:03,837 Here's some more, oh! 643 00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:08,884 I am so bad. 644 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:10,969 I can't believe I'm doing this. 645 00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:12,929 Oh, still... 646 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,599 I suppose you would look better surrounded by potatoes. 647 00:41:18,018 --> 00:41:19,519 Where's the garlic? 648 00:41:19,561 --> 00:41:20,896 The rosemary? 649 00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:23,648 Oh, what do I have to work with here? 650 00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:26,276 Three-year-old dried herbs? 651 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:32,240 Oh huff, you're not gonna fit in the oven, are ya? 652 00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:34,159 Not in one piece, anyway. 653 00:41:45,212 --> 00:41:46,796 Oh, what am I doing? 654 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,757 I should untie you. 655 00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:51,510 Oh, a poor old lady frightened out of her wits. 656 00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:54,679 I should untie you... 657 00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:58,183 But first I'll put a dollop of fat in the oven tray. 658 00:41:58,225 --> 00:41:59,809 Grandmother? 659 00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:01,645 Oh, oh, guests are up. 660 00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:03,813 Breakfast isn't ready. 661 00:42:15,242 --> 00:42:17,536 Grandmother? 662 00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:20,205 In here, darling. 663 00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:29,673 Grandmother? 664 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:31,800 In here, darling. 665 00:42:31,841 --> 00:42:33,760 Good morning. 666 00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:38,265 Do you want some coffee or toast or something? 667 00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:46,773 What's wrong? 668 00:42:46,815 --> 00:42:48,149 You got a cold? 669 00:42:49,025 --> 00:42:49,985 Grandma? 670 00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:51,820 Surprise! 671 00:42:55,782 --> 00:42:56,908 Oh, boy. 672 00:42:56,950 --> 00:42:59,369 You're fantastic. 673 00:42:59,411 --> 00:43:01,413 Your picture doesn't do you justice. 674 00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:03,373 Wow! 675 00:43:03,415 --> 00:43:04,666 Oh, no. 676 00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:07,294 How did this get here? 677 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:08,837 No, no, oh no. 678 00:43:08,878 --> 00:43:10,630 Oh, no. 679 00:43:10,672 --> 00:43:12,966 By the way, where is the dog? 680 00:43:13,008 --> 00:43:15,760 Sleeping in if I know royalty. 681 00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:19,306 Oh, you smell great. 682 00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:21,808 I've had little teasers of your scent before, 683 00:43:21,850 --> 00:43:24,811 Virginia, but in the flesh, ah! 684 00:43:24,853 --> 00:43:26,813 Perfumes are not for me, no. 685 00:43:26,855 --> 00:43:29,733 I respond favorably to the audacity of a woman 686 00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:33,737 who flaunts her own aroma, and you, 687 00:43:33,778 --> 00:43:37,741 Virginia, you smell like Sunday lunch. 688 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:40,118 You keep away from me. 689 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:44,748 Oh, beautiful eyes, beautiful teeth. 690 00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:48,543 All the right stuff in all the right places. 691 00:43:48,585 --> 00:43:52,881 No doubt about it, I am in love. 692 00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:54,799 Mmm... 693 00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:14,194 Let me put your mind at rest. 694 00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:17,656 Now that I've seen you eating you is out of the question. 695 00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:19,866 Not even on the menu. 696 00:44:19,908 --> 00:44:21,993 Oh, now, I know this is going to come out 697 00:44:22,035 --> 00:44:25,288 of the blue but how about a date? 698 00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:29,709 We've started badly but I take all the blame for that. 699 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:33,755 Oh. 700 00:44:33,797 --> 00:44:35,548 Come on, give us a chance, please. 701 00:44:35,590 --> 00:44:36,841 Ooh! 702 00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:39,469 Oh, you are one dynamic lady. 703 00:44:39,511 --> 00:44:40,679 There's no question there. 704 00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,406 Oh my god. 705 00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:01,116 Grandmother! 706 00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:04,744 Out of my way, out of my way. 707 00:45:04,786 --> 00:45:06,538 Work, work, work. 708 00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:07,539 No, no, no, no. 709 00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:09,040 Okay, okay, fine. 710 00:45:09,082 --> 00:45:11,209 Thank you, that's enough, go. 711 00:45:12,961 --> 00:45:15,797 Thank you, go do something else. 712 00:45:15,839 --> 00:45:16,840 Mmm... 713 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:18,508 What, no, hey, hey, get up, get up, get up. 714 00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,385 Listen, you've already kissed me three times today. 715 00:45:20,427 --> 00:45:21,928 Let me kiss you again, Master. 716 00:45:21,970 --> 00:45:24,681 No, go clean something. 717 00:45:24,723 --> 00:45:25,682 You're ridiculous. 718 00:45:25,724 --> 00:45:28,017 Master, oh, wonderful Master. 719 00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:31,521 My wife has a surprise for you. 720 00:45:31,563 --> 00:45:32,647 Oh, really? 721 00:45:32,689 --> 00:45:34,149 Well, I'll take care of her. 722 00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:35,525 You go get me a beer. 723 00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:37,110 Yes, Master. 724 00:45:37,152 --> 00:45:39,404 It's my husband's Rolex Oyster. 725 00:45:39,446 --> 00:45:40,822 Solid gold. 726 00:45:40,864 --> 00:45:43,116 Are you sure it's not one of those cheap imitations? 727 00:45:43,158 --> 00:45:45,076 Oh, no, Master. 728 00:45:45,118 --> 00:45:46,995 Whoa, oh! 729 00:45:49,831 --> 00:45:51,291 I bought it for my husband's 40th 730 00:45:51,332 --> 00:45:53,334 birthday but you must have it. 731 00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:56,337 All our possessions are yours now. 732 00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:57,881 Murray, I'm gonna take your wife 733 00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:02,051 out and buy her some underwear. 734 00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:03,678 Of course, Master. 735 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,680 Help yourself. 736 00:46:05,722 --> 00:46:07,932 Uh, Master. 737 00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:10,685 I, um, I think there might be someone 738 00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:12,896 trapped in the elevator. 739 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:16,149 I can hear voices and banging. 740 00:46:16,191 --> 00:46:17,692 Yes, well, I don't know if you've noticed, 741 00:46:17,734 --> 00:46:19,944 but I'm no longer Mr. Fix-It, so why don't you get 742 00:46:19,986 --> 00:46:22,781 your rich behind out there and fix it yourself? 743 00:46:22,822 --> 00:46:25,909 At once, Master. 744 00:46:32,499 --> 00:46:35,710 I think we need some spending money. 745 00:46:35,752 --> 00:46:40,381 Wish Master, how about a million dollars? 746 00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:00,693 Oh, yes, I'm rich. 747 00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:02,779 I'm rich, I'm rich! 748 00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:05,031 Say hello to Benny. 749 00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:23,675 Can I help you? 750 00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:25,802 Oh, I hope so. 751 00:47:25,844 --> 00:47:28,263 I'm very confused. 752 00:47:28,304 --> 00:47:30,056 You must be Paul's referral. 753 00:47:30,098 --> 00:47:32,684 He said you'd drop by to make an appointment. 754 00:47:32,725 --> 00:47:35,812 Can you tell me what I'm doing here? 755 00:47:36,646 --> 00:47:38,690 Let's get to know each other a bit 756 00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:42,193 before we tackle the big questions, okay? 757 00:47:43,653 --> 00:47:45,822 Yeah, big questions. 758 00:47:45,864 --> 00:47:50,827 Now, I'm going to give you a word 759 00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:52,996 and I want you to say the first word 760 00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:55,832 that comes into your mind, okay? 761 00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:57,375 Game, yeah. 762 00:47:57,417 --> 00:48:00,503 Here we go, "home." 763 00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:02,422 Cooking. 764 00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:03,256 "Coward." 765 00:48:03,298 --> 00:48:05,258 Chicken. 766 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:08,636 "Wedding." 767 00:48:08,678 --> 00:48:11,264 Cake. 768 00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:14,767 "Dead." 769 00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:16,144 Meat. 770 00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:22,901 "Sexual." 771 00:48:22,942 --> 00:48:24,944 Appetite. 772 00:48:29,157 --> 00:48:30,157 "Love." 773 00:48:30,992 --> 00:48:33,745 To eat anything fluffy! 774 00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:37,331 Sorry, sorry. 775 00:48:37,373 --> 00:48:38,291 More than one word. 776 00:48:38,333 --> 00:48:39,918 Start again. 777 00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:45,548 You know, Murray, this is ridiculous. 778 00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:46,841 No, stop. 779 00:48:46,883 --> 00:48:48,801 Listen, I want everybody out of here except your wife. 780 00:48:48,843 --> 00:48:50,470 I had no idea you had so many relatives. 781 00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:51,679 Of course, Master. 782 00:48:51,721 --> 00:48:53,222 Clean, clean, clean, clean. 783 00:48:54,223 --> 00:48:55,391 You can go. 784 00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:56,643 Be with you in a moment, Murray. 785 00:48:56,684 --> 00:49:00,021 Just got to pucker up to the Master. 786 00:49:00,063 --> 00:49:03,316 Uh, uh, don't pucker. 787 00:49:03,358 --> 00:49:06,069 Hey, hey, cut that out. 788 00:49:06,110 --> 00:49:09,322 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 789 00:49:09,364 --> 00:49:12,575 Hey, hey, what are you doing? 790 00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:13,868 Stop. 791 00:49:13,910 --> 00:49:15,244 Clean it up, clean it up, clean it up. 792 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:17,747 Clean it up, clean it up, clean it up. 793 00:49:17,789 --> 00:49:19,582 Clean it up! 794 00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:21,126 Oh, jeez. 795 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:29,718 I said... 796 00:49:29,759 --> 00:49:31,344 Stop! 797 00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:34,180 Stop, stop! 798 00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:48,820 Upstairs, move it, move it! 799 00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:52,490 I can't stop it, Master! 800 00:49:52,532 --> 00:49:54,450 Thank you, thank you, Master. 801 00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:56,577 All right, just take it. 802 00:49:58,204 --> 00:50:00,373 I'm trying! 803 00:50:04,836 --> 00:50:06,963 It's not gonna stop, Master. 804 00:50:07,005 --> 00:50:08,715 Master, wait! 805 00:50:08,756 --> 00:50:11,342 Come on. 806 00:50:11,384 --> 00:50:14,679 Please, just, let's go. 807 00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:18,683 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 808 00:50:18,725 --> 00:50:20,018 Move, move! 809 00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:23,813 Wait a minute, whoa! 810 00:50:23,855 --> 00:50:25,398 What's the matter? 811 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,315 Spread 'em! 812 00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:27,859 All right, what have I done? 813 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:29,444 Bingo, lookit here. 814 00:50:29,485 --> 00:50:30,820 The money from the robbery. 815 00:50:30,862 --> 00:50:33,197 No, hold on a second, no, no, no. 816 00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:36,451 That just appeared in front of my door. 817 00:50:36,492 --> 00:50:38,036 I've been in my apartment all day. 818 00:50:38,077 --> 00:50:40,121 All these people can vouch for me, right? 819 00:50:40,163 --> 00:50:43,207 Yes, oh Master. 820 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:48,046 I've been here all day just having a beer with friends. 821 00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:55,094 You know, I think you're still holding back. 822 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:59,766 What is really troubling you? 823 00:50:59,807 --> 00:51:03,144 Okay, all right, all right. 824 00:51:03,186 --> 00:51:06,564 Doc, I met this terrific girl and I really, 825 00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:11,194 really, really like her but the thing is that... 826 00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:13,446 Go on, say it. 827 00:51:13,488 --> 00:51:14,781 Say it! 828 00:51:14,822 --> 00:51:17,867 I'm not sure whether I, I want to love her, 829 00:51:17,909 --> 00:51:18,993 or eat her. 830 00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:22,580 Oh, oh. 831 00:51:22,622 --> 00:51:24,665 Of course, I blame my parents. 832 00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:26,709 They were both enormous. 833 00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:27,877 They couldn't stop eating. 834 00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:29,420 Every day I came home from school 835 00:51:29,462 --> 00:51:32,548 it was, "eat this, eat that, eat her!" 836 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,008 You shouldn't punish yourself. 837 00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:35,802 Oh, I should, I should. 838 00:51:35,843 --> 00:51:36,969 I'm bad, I'm so bad. 839 00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:38,805 I've done so many bad things! 840 00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:40,139 But that wasn't me, you see? 841 00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:42,558 That was when I was a wolf. 842 00:51:44,477 --> 00:51:45,770 Doc, I wanna change. 843 00:51:45,812 --> 00:51:47,772 I want to be a good person. 844 00:51:47,814 --> 00:51:51,109 Oh, can't the lion cuddle up with the lamb? 845 00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:54,487 Can't the leopard rub out all its spots? 846 00:51:54,529 --> 00:51:56,739 This is the exact spot where I found you 847 00:51:56,781 --> 00:51:58,282 so this is really where we have 848 00:51:58,324 --> 00:52:00,034 to go our separate ways, okay? 849 00:52:03,496 --> 00:52:06,958 Look, I'm not the adventure type, you know? 850 00:52:06,999 --> 00:52:09,585 I mean, I'm a waitress. 851 00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:11,796 This just really... 852 00:52:11,838 --> 00:52:14,257 This isn't my thing. 853 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:15,758 Whoever these people are who want you, 854 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:16,800 they can have you. 855 00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:19,470 No, I got to go. 856 00:52:19,512 --> 00:52:21,222 Goodbye, I gotta go. 857 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:30,690 Here is the reading list I strongly recommend now. 858 00:52:30,731 --> 00:52:32,191 Okay. 859 00:52:32,233 --> 00:52:33,109 Why don't you come back and see me next week? 860 00:52:33,151 --> 00:52:34,527 Oh, but you don't understand. 861 00:52:34,569 --> 00:52:35,528 I won't be here next week. 862 00:52:35,570 --> 00:52:37,238 Uh, uh, uh, uh. 863 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,283 You're not going to intimidate me with suicide. 864 00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:42,243 That's better. 865 00:52:42,285 --> 00:52:43,995 Okay. 866 00:52:45,538 --> 00:52:46,914 If you cooperate and give us 867 00:52:46,956 --> 00:52:49,625 the dealer's name, maybe I'll put in a good word for you. 868 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:50,585 Dealer, what dealer? 869 00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:51,794 I'm not taking drugs. 870 00:52:51,836 --> 00:52:53,087 Yeah, right. 871 00:52:53,129 --> 00:52:54,297 You don't remember stealing the money 872 00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:55,590 because you were under the influence 873 00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:57,383 of these magic mushrooms, right? 874 00:52:57,425 --> 00:52:58,634 Magic mushrooms? 875 00:52:58,676 --> 00:52:59,886 No, I didn't take... 876 00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,387 Well, I swallowed the bean, but... 877 00:53:01,429 --> 00:53:05,224 I almost fixed the elevator now, Master. 878 00:53:05,266 --> 00:53:09,604 We will break the spell, trust me. 879 00:53:09,645 --> 00:53:10,730 I trust you. 880 00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:13,608 I trust you more. 881 00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:14,734 No, I trust you more. 882 00:53:14,775 --> 00:53:15,693 Yeah. 883 00:53:15,735 --> 00:53:16,611 I trust her more. 884 00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:17,361 I trust her! 885 00:53:17,403 --> 00:53:18,404 I always trusted her! 886 00:53:18,446 --> 00:53:19,530 Suck an elf! 887 00:53:34,295 --> 00:53:36,380 We're moving. 888 00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:37,840 We're going down. 889 00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:39,800 Is that good or bad? 890 00:53:39,842 --> 00:53:44,096 We are about to enter the underworld. 891 00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:47,308 Prepare yourselves. 892 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:58,486 This isn't the underworld, you idiot. 893 00:53:58,527 --> 00:54:00,279 This is where we came in. 894 00:54:00,321 --> 00:54:01,739 Magic, indeed. 895 00:54:01,781 --> 00:54:03,574 How did she do that? 896 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,745 Ah, suck an elf. 897 00:54:09,664 --> 00:54:12,500 Sheep, sometimes I like sheep. 898 00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:13,709 Ooh! 899 00:54:16,504 --> 00:54:18,673 Excuse me, I need everything on this list 900 00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:22,176 and anything else you might think is useful, please, Miss? 901 00:54:23,970 --> 00:54:25,179 Thank you very much. 902 00:54:25,221 --> 00:54:27,014 And if my plan is successful I will 903 00:54:27,056 --> 00:54:29,058 certainly invite you to the wedding. 904 00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:31,978 That's mine, that's mine, too. 905 00:54:33,813 --> 00:54:37,024 Hey, hey, couldn't we come to some kind of deal? 906 00:54:37,066 --> 00:54:38,150 You know what? 907 00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:40,486 I can give you anything you wanted. 908 00:54:40,528 --> 00:54:42,363 Anything whatever, I'm serious. 909 00:54:42,405 --> 00:54:46,492 A house in the Hamptons, boats, cars, women. 910 00:54:46,534 --> 00:54:47,785 Whatever you want. 911 00:54:47,827 --> 00:54:50,413 It won't make it any better trying to bribe us. 912 00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:05,803 Well, what have I got to lose? 913 00:55:05,845 --> 00:55:09,557 I wish I could escape from this police car right now. 914 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,690 Wes, the brakes are failing. 915 00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:23,321 " No! 916 00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:25,823 "How to Marry the Girl of Your Dreams." 917 00:55:25,865 --> 00:55:28,451 That's exactly what I'm looking for. 918 00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:30,161 Oh, my god. 919 00:55:38,836 --> 00:55:40,296 Stupid idiot. 920 00:55:40,338 --> 00:55:42,923 Stop that man right now! 921 00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:44,592 He's getting away. 922 00:55:46,135 --> 00:55:47,762 Hey, pal. 923 00:55:50,097 --> 00:55:51,599 Thank you, thank you. 924 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,560 No, wait, you haven't paid for those! 925 00:55:58,981 --> 00:56:01,692 Look, I cannot take you back to where you came from 926 00:56:01,734 --> 00:56:04,653 because I don't know where you came from. 927 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,781 No, look, this really is it, okay? 928 00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:08,699 Good luck. 929 00:56:10,201 --> 00:56:12,661 I didn't do it! 930 00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:18,918 Dad? 931 00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:20,086 Ah, Virginia. 932 00:56:20,127 --> 00:56:22,171 Dad! 933 00:56:22,213 --> 00:56:23,964 You won't believe what's happened to me. 934 00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:26,008 Don't bet on it. 935 00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:27,635 Come on. 936 00:56:28,844 --> 00:56:31,680 Fan out, you guys, fan out! 937 00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:33,015 Is that the dog that guy wants? 938 00:56:33,057 --> 00:56:34,308 Why don't you just give it to him? 939 00:56:34,350 --> 00:56:36,560 Dad, I don't think he is a dog. 940 00:56:36,602 --> 00:56:39,563 He's trying to say something, talk to me or something, 941 00:56:39,605 --> 00:56:42,108 but I can't understand what he's saying. 942 00:56:42,149 --> 00:56:43,025 Trying to talk? 943 00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:44,610 Yeah, I don't know. 944 00:56:44,652 --> 00:56:46,862 All right, you watch this. 945 00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,531 I wish that I could understand 946 00:56:48,572 --> 00:56:51,283 everything this dog is saying. 947 00:56:51,325 --> 00:56:53,452 What? 948 00:56:55,538 --> 00:56:57,289 You're in terrible danger. 949 00:56:57,331 --> 00:56:59,417 Both of you. 950 00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:01,794 It worked, it worked. 951 00:57:01,836 --> 00:57:03,712 If you value your life, 952 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:05,965 you have to do exactly as I say. 953 00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:07,925 Listen, shh, what? 954 00:57:07,967 --> 00:57:10,219 We have to find the way back. 955 00:57:10,261 --> 00:57:12,596 He's talking, he's talking, can't you hear him? 956 00:57:12,638 --> 00:57:13,722 No. 957 00:57:13,764 --> 00:57:14,306 Keep alert. 958 00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:15,015 Come here. 959 00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:16,183 What? 960 00:57:21,647 --> 00:57:23,649 Why are all these cops after you? 961 00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:25,317 And why are you wearing handcuffs? 962 00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:26,819 They think I did a bankjob. 963 00:57:26,861 --> 00:57:27,778 What? 964 00:57:27,820 --> 00:57:29,029 I'll explain later. 965 00:57:29,071 --> 00:57:30,823 Would you two stop rabbiting 966 00:57:30,865 --> 00:57:32,575 and help me find the mirror? 967 00:57:32,616 --> 00:57:34,618 Now, it's a mirror but it may not look 968 00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:36,495 like a mirror from the other side. 969 00:57:36,537 --> 00:57:38,956 You have to look very, very carefully. 970 00:57:38,998 --> 00:57:40,749 We're looking for a magic mirror. 971 00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:43,169 Yeah, of course we are. 972 00:57:52,678 --> 00:57:53,679 Just look for a piece 973 00:57:53,721 --> 00:57:55,639 of forest that doesn't fit. 974 00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:57,725 I'm sure this is where... 975 00:57:58,601 --> 00:57:59,894 Look. 976 00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:02,188 There it is. 977 00:58:04,482 --> 00:58:05,774 That's weird. 978 00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:08,319 There they are! 979 00:58:11,489 --> 00:58:13,574 If you value your lives, follow me. 980 00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:19,747 Uh, uh, come on. 981 00:58:32,968 --> 00:58:34,553 Where the hell are we? 982 00:58:34,595 --> 00:58:37,473 I don't know but I'm pretty sure it's not Central Park. 983 00:58:37,515 --> 00:58:39,725 Follow me. 984 00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,686 The dog said follow him. 985 00:58:47,942 --> 00:58:50,152 Hurry up. 986 00:59:06,627 --> 00:59:08,754 What happened to everybody? 987 00:59:08,796 --> 00:59:09,838 Well, the same thing 988 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,216 that happened to you, old chap. 989 00:59:12,258 --> 00:59:14,426 Troll dust. 990 00:59:14,468 --> 00:59:16,262 It looks like it's starting to wear off. 991 00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:18,472 Is that dog talking again? 992 00:59:19,807 --> 00:59:22,309 Come on, come on. 993 00:59:28,315 --> 00:59:31,485 So, what shall we do when we have our own kingdom? 994 00:59:31,527 --> 00:59:33,946 Ah, I know, I know. 995 00:59:33,988 --> 00:59:36,824 We'll have servants, thousands and thousands 996 00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:39,743 of servants to polish our shoes. 997 00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:41,704 Dad, let's go home. 998 00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:43,122 No, I can't go back yet. 999 00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:44,707 Police are all over Central Park looking for me. 1000 00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:46,584 Well, we can't stay here. 1001 00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:48,627 Shh, I can smell the trolls. 1002 00:59:48,669 --> 00:59:50,671 He says he can smell trolls. 1003 00:59:52,965 --> 00:59:54,550 We'll have footwear parties where you 1004 00:59:54,592 --> 00:59:57,428 have to change shoes six times an hour. 1005 00:59:57,469 --> 00:59:59,722 And anyone found having dirty shoes 1006 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,807 will have their face sewn up. 1007 01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:13,694 Come along, then, follow me. 1008 01:00:13,736 --> 01:00:14,862 Whoa, no, hold on a second. 1009 01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:15,988 I'm not going to follow you. 1010 01:00:16,030 --> 01:00:17,072 Where are we? 1011 01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:18,532 Ugh. 1012 01:00:18,574 --> 01:00:20,909 We're in the southernmost part of my kingdom, 1013 01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:25,581 where I was attacked by my stepmother and turned into a dog. 1014 01:00:25,623 --> 01:00:27,416 This is the Snow White Memorial 1015 01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:29,501 Prison, housing the most dangerous 1016 01:00:29,543 --> 01:00:31,920 criminals in all the nine kingdoms. 1017 01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:34,340 All right, back up, the nine what? 1018 01:00:34,381 --> 01:00:35,633 Kingdoms. 1019 01:00:35,674 --> 01:00:39,637 I am Prince Wendell, grandson of the late Snow White 1020 01:00:39,678 --> 01:00:42,848 and soon-to-be-crowned king of the fourth kingdom. 1021 01:00:42,890 --> 01:00:45,517 And who might you be? 1022 01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:47,853 I'm Tony Lewis, janitor. 1023 01:00:47,895 --> 01:00:50,314 I think you already know my daughter Virginia. 1024 01:00:50,356 --> 01:00:52,816 The "Troll Kingdom." 1025 01:00:53,942 --> 01:00:57,029 "Red Riding Hood Forest," wow. 1026 01:00:57,071 --> 01:00:58,739 Wait, hold on a second. 1027 01:00:58,781 --> 01:01:00,115 So what is this? 1028 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:02,326 It's Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty fairy tale stuff? 1029 01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:06,330 Well, the golden age was almost 1030 01:01:06,372 --> 01:01:09,625 200 years ago when the ladies you refer to 1031 01:01:09,667 --> 01:01:12,628 had their great moments in history. 1032 01:01:12,670 --> 01:01:15,589 Things have gone downhill a bit since then. 1033 01:01:15,631 --> 01:01:18,759 "Happy ever after" didn't last as long as we'd hoped. 1034 01:01:20,469 --> 01:01:22,429 All the rulers of the other kingdoms 1035 01:01:22,471 --> 01:01:25,432 are due to attend my coronation. 1036 01:01:25,474 --> 01:01:28,227 Some will have to travel great distances. 1037 01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:30,688 The kingdoms are vast. 1038 01:01:30,729 --> 01:01:34,483 No one crosses the borders except on special occasions. 1039 01:01:36,110 --> 01:01:38,946 Who was the stepmother who turned you into a dog? 1040 01:01:38,987 --> 01:01:43,492 She is the most dangerous and evil woman alive. 1041 01:01:43,534 --> 01:01:45,327 Sounds like my mother-in-law. 1042 01:01:45,369 --> 01:01:47,871 Look, we can't sit around talking all day. 1043 01:01:47,913 --> 01:01:50,082 We must find my stepmother's cell. 1044 01:01:50,124 --> 01:01:52,084 This way. 1045 01:01:52,126 --> 01:01:54,169 Virginia, he said follow him. 1046 01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:56,588 Come on, come on. 1047 01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:20,279 Look. 1048 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,448 There's a dog bowl down here. 1049 01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:25,033 That's the dog that's got my body. 1050 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:26,827 Oh, it's outrageous. 1051 01:02:26,869 --> 01:02:28,620 What did she do, this woman? 1052 01:02:28,662 --> 01:02:30,956 She poisoned my mother and father. 1053 01:02:30,998 --> 01:02:33,125 Tried to kill me, as well. 1054 01:02:33,167 --> 01:02:35,169 Basically, poisoned his morn and dad 1055 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:36,879 and tried to kill him, too. 1056 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,673 Virginia, are you all right? 1057 01:02:39,715 --> 01:02:42,384 I, I feel weird being in here. 1058 01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:43,677 You Okay? 1059 01:02:43,719 --> 01:02:47,264 Yeah, I'm just going to wait outside for a minute. 1060 01:02:47,306 --> 01:02:49,308 Trolls have been here. 1061 01:02:49,349 --> 01:02:51,310 Okay, just don't go too far, okay? 1062 01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:53,854 Stay outside the door. 1063 01:02:59,735 --> 01:03:01,445 Virginia! 1064 01:03:03,572 --> 01:03:06,283 Prince, Prince, Prince. 1065 01:03:06,325 --> 01:03:07,576 I wasn't scared. 1066 01:03:07,618 --> 01:03:09,912 It's just that people mustn't see me as a dog, Antony. 1067 01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:12,331 It's deeply, deeply embarrassing. 1068 01:03:12,372 --> 01:03:15,375 I could care less about you being a dog. 1069 01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:18,420 Virginia, Virginia! 1070 01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:20,589 Where are they? 1071 01:03:20,631 --> 01:03:22,549 I never should have trusted trolls to do anything. 1072 01:03:22,591 --> 01:03:24,426 Be careful what you say. 1073 01:03:24,468 --> 01:03:25,719 I'm the only reason you got out 1074 01:03:25,761 --> 01:03:27,554 of prison in the first place. 1075 01:03:27,596 --> 01:03:29,515 Of course, Your Majesty, and for that 1076 01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:33,477 I'm eternally grateful but I can't stay here any longer. 1077 01:03:33,519 --> 01:03:35,854 No one must see the Prince like this. 1078 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,445 Have your children bring the dog to me when they return. 1079 01:03:43,487 --> 01:03:45,489 I am not your lackey. 1080 01:03:45,531 --> 01:03:47,658 I am Relish, the Troll King. 1081 01:03:47,699 --> 01:03:50,494 You will do well to remember it. 1082 01:03:50,536 --> 01:03:51,870 Of course, Your Majesty. 1083 01:03:51,912 --> 01:03:54,706 And I will reward you handsomely with half 1084 01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:57,000 of Wendell's kingdom as I promised. 1085 01:03:57,042 --> 01:04:01,672 Just exactly when do I get it? 1086 01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:03,632 Soon. 1087 01:04:03,674 --> 01:04:04,675 But now I must go. 1088 01:04:04,716 --> 01:04:07,135 I have stayed too long already. 1089 01:04:08,554 --> 01:04:10,597 Oh, get in the carriage. 1090 01:04:10,639 --> 01:04:11,765 Where are you going? 1091 01:04:11,807 --> 01:04:14,059 There's nowhere you can hide. 1092 01:04:14,101 --> 01:04:15,519 When they find out you've escaped 1093 01:04:15,561 --> 01:04:17,396 there will be roadblocks everywhere. 1094 01:04:17,437 --> 01:04:20,649 They'll search every house and carriage in the kingdom. 1095 01:04:20,691 --> 01:04:23,235 Not every carriage. 1096 01:04:40,627 --> 01:04:43,088 Shouldn't we go back for the dog? 1097 01:04:43,130 --> 01:04:44,214 No, we can't. 1098 01:04:44,256 --> 01:04:46,383 The troll dust will be wearing off. 1099 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:48,802 Wait a minute, do you hear that? 1100 01:04:48,844 --> 01:04:50,304 They're all waking up. 1101 01:04:50,345 --> 01:04:51,680 Let's get out of here. 1102 01:04:51,722 --> 01:04:53,265 Oh, the Queen will be very angry. 1103 01:04:53,307 --> 01:04:56,018 Aw, the Queen can suck an elf for all I care. 1104 01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:58,562 We've captured the witch from the 10th kingdom. 1105 01:04:58,604 --> 01:05:00,147 Let's go tell Dad. 1106 01:05:00,188 --> 01:05:01,481 But what about the witch's father? 1107 01:05:01,523 --> 01:05:03,066 Perhaps he's a great warlock. 1108 01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:04,776 Oh, he's handcuffed. 1109 01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:06,528 A great idiot, more likely. 1110 01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:09,364 I wish I could be there when the governor 1111 01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:11,199 finds him in the Queen's cell. 1112 01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:14,661 What are you doing? 1113 01:05:14,703 --> 01:05:16,330 I can't fight. 1114 01:05:16,371 --> 01:05:18,165 It was some kind of spell. 1115 01:05:18,206 --> 01:05:20,167 Me and the lads been laid up for over a day. 1116 01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:21,668 I've searched every inch of the prison 1117 01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:24,504 but the Queen's gone, sir. 1118 01:05:27,549 --> 01:05:32,387 I have been the governor of this prison for 12 years. 1119 01:05:33,639 --> 01:05:37,476 No prisoner has ever escaped before. 1120 01:05:39,061 --> 01:05:41,271 That's a very impressive record. 1121 01:05:41,313 --> 01:05:42,648 Whatever you do, Antony, 1122 01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:44,358 don't tell him I'm a dog. 1123 01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:45,609 Why not? 1124 01:05:45,651 --> 01:05:46,985 Speak when you're spoken to. 1125 01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:49,655 Because the Queen has got some terrible plan. 1126 01:05:49,696 --> 01:05:51,490 My whole kingdom may be in jeopardy. 1127 01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:54,743 No one must know I'm helpless. 1128 01:05:54,785 --> 01:05:57,245 All right. 1129 01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:59,706 Where is the Queen? 1130 01:06:00,749 --> 01:06:01,875 I wish I was home. 1131 01:06:01,917 --> 01:06:03,377 I wish Virginia and I were back 1132 01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:06,338 in our apartment in New York now. 1133 01:06:08,590 --> 01:06:11,176 Well, it seems you're not. 1134 01:06:26,525 --> 01:06:27,901 Oh, no, Antony. 1135 01:06:27,943 --> 01:06:31,488 You didn't swallow a dragon dung bean, you moron. 1136 01:06:31,530 --> 01:06:33,490 I guess that means I've had all my wishes, huh? 1137 01:06:33,532 --> 01:06:35,617 How did the Queen escape? 1138 01:06:35,659 --> 01:06:37,202 I'm telling you, I have no idea. 1139 01:06:37,244 --> 01:06:40,580 Then why were you found locked in her empty cell? 1140 01:06:40,622 --> 01:06:41,915 I am an innocent victim. 1141 01:06:41,957 --> 01:06:44,626 I have never been in trouble with the police my entire life. 1142 01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:46,586 Then why are you wearing handcuffs? 1143 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:48,755 Well, because I'm wanted for armed robbery 1144 01:06:48,797 --> 01:06:50,882 which I didn't have anything to do with either. 1145 01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:52,509 Oh, carry on, Antony. 1146 01:06:52,551 --> 01:06:55,012 You're doing spectacularly well so far. 1147 01:06:55,053 --> 01:06:56,814 Look, look, I'm from a different dimension. 1148 01:06:56,847 --> 01:06:58,140 I came here from a different dimension 1149 01:06:58,181 --> 01:07:01,643 led by that dog, who is actually Prince Wendell. 1150 01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:03,687 Oh, I told you not to say that. 1151 01:07:03,729 --> 01:07:06,648 Prince Wendell? 1152 01:07:08,275 --> 01:07:12,195 Look, I can make you break rocks 1153 01:07:12,237 --> 01:07:15,574 with your teeth for 100 years. 1154 01:07:17,784 --> 01:07:19,578 I'm telling you, it's the truth. 1155 01:07:19,619 --> 01:07:21,371 That is the Queen's dog. 1156 01:07:21,413 --> 01:07:22,539 She has been permitted to keep him 1157 01:07:22,581 --> 01:07:24,291 in her cell for three years. 1158 01:07:24,332 --> 01:07:26,501 Don't insult my intelligence. 1159 01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:28,295 I'm not, I'm telling you, it's the tru... 1160 01:07:28,336 --> 01:07:30,297 All right, fine, I'll prove it. 1161 01:07:30,338 --> 01:07:31,673 Bark once if I'm telling the truth. 1162 01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:34,468 I have no intention of barking, Antony. 1163 01:07:34,509 --> 01:07:36,678 He is being just stubborn. 1164 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,472 Listen, you have to let me go immediately. 1165 01:07:38,513 --> 01:07:40,640 I think my daughter was abducted by trolls. 1166 01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:43,060 That's enough. 1167 01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:45,687 I'll get the truth out of you soon enough. 1168 01:07:45,729 --> 01:07:48,023 Warder, remove his handcuffs. 1169 01:07:48,065 --> 01:07:50,984 Issue him with prison uniform and put him in, 1170 01:07:51,026 --> 01:07:55,447 uh, yes, put him in 103 with Acorn 1171 01:07:55,489 --> 01:07:59,743 the dwarf and Clay Face the goblin. 1172 01:07:59,785 --> 01:08:01,328 Clay Face the goblin? 1173 01:08:01,369 --> 01:08:03,622 I don't want to be put in any room with Clay Face... 1174 01:08:03,663 --> 01:08:04,706 No! 1175 01:08:04,748 --> 01:08:06,875 Where's my daughter? 1176 01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:08,668 What about the Queen's dog, sir? 1177 01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:10,921 Get the furnace going. 1178 01:08:10,962 --> 01:08:13,507 I'll slip some rat poison in his dinner tonight, 1179 01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:17,928 and we'll chuck him in the incinerator tomorrow. 1180 01:08:19,221 --> 01:08:20,847 Did you hear that? 1181 01:08:20,889 --> 01:08:24,101 Antony, did you hear that? 1182 01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:26,353 You have to get me out. 1183 01:08:26,394 --> 01:08:29,106 It's your duty. 1184 01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:39,616 Get her in the boat. 1185 01:08:39,658 --> 01:08:41,326 Get her in there. 1186 01:08:41,368 --> 01:08:42,452 Hey, that's my boat. 1187 01:08:42,494 --> 01:08:43,494 It's ours now. 1188 01:08:47,082 --> 01:08:48,542 Now, let's get out of here. 1189 01:08:56,299 --> 01:08:58,260 Sit down and steer. 1190 01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:15,527 Middle bunk. 1191 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:40,093 So, what are you in for? 1192 01:09:44,306 --> 01:09:47,726 Um, actually, a pretty serious bank robbery. 1193 01:09:48,727 --> 01:09:52,856 Couple of people got hurt but that's the way it goes. 1194 01:09:55,192 --> 01:09:56,484 And you? 1195 01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:59,196 Aggravated assault. 1196 01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:01,740 I'm very easily aggravated. 1197 01:10:03,658 --> 01:10:05,577 I'm Acorn. 1198 01:10:05,619 --> 01:10:07,495 Got any metal on ya? 1199 01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:10,081 Knives, forks? 1200 01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:11,917 Coat hangers? 1201 01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:13,752 Sorry. 1202 01:10:13,793 --> 01:10:16,838 If you get stabbed... 1203 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,549 Save the knife for me, won't you? 1204 01:10:20,592 --> 01:10:22,594 Of course. 1205 01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:29,559 Do you like carving? 1206 01:10:32,854 --> 01:10:36,316 Well, not flesh or anything. 1207 01:10:36,358 --> 01:10:39,527 Look what I'm doing. 1208 01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:41,613 Ah. 1209 01:10:42,656 --> 01:10:45,659 You've got real talent. 1210 01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:56,753 My name's Clay Face, the goblin. 1211 01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:59,506 Tony. 1212 01:11:00,465 --> 01:11:02,300 What are you in for? 1213 01:11:02,342 --> 01:11:04,052 Carving. 1214 01:11:05,971 --> 01:11:08,556 Will you be my friend? 1215 01:11:11,559 --> 01:11:14,354 What exactly does that entail? 1216 01:11:14,396 --> 01:11:15,480 Row! 1217 01:11:15,522 --> 01:11:16,982 When we're home, 1218 01:11:17,023 --> 01:11:18,566 I'm going to let you have it. 1219 01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:19,609 Keep rowing. 1220 01:11:19,651 --> 01:11:20,902 I'm rowing. 1221 01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:45,468 Any minute now. 1222 01:11:45,510 --> 01:11:47,846 I'm sure Prince Wendell will arrive 1223 01:11:47,887 --> 01:11:50,390 to receive the coronation throne 1224 01:11:50,432 --> 01:11:52,767 which our craftsmen have tirelessly 1225 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:55,603 spent the last two years making. 1226 01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:57,647 He's not coming, is he? 1227 01:11:57,689 --> 01:12:00,358 Of course he is. 1228 01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:02,736 Have no worry. 1229 01:12:02,777 --> 01:12:06,239 I'm sure he's been delayed for a very good reason. 1230 01:12:06,281 --> 01:12:07,407 Horrible news. 1231 01:12:07,449 --> 01:12:09,326 There's been a breakout from the prison. 1232 01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:10,618 The Queen has escaped. 1233 01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:11,786 The Queen? 1234 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:13,121 The Queen. 1235 01:12:13,163 --> 01:12:14,581 Put up the roadblocks. 1236 01:12:14,622 --> 01:12:16,875 She must be caught or we're doomed. 1237 01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:18,626 Oh, hey, wonderful news! 1238 01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,253 Wonderful news. 1239 01:12:20,295 --> 01:12:21,421 Prince Wendell is coming. 1240 01:12:21,463 --> 01:12:23,381 Thank goodness. 1241 01:12:23,423 --> 01:12:25,467 He'll know what to do. 1242 01:12:43,068 --> 01:12:47,155 Welcome to Beantown, Your Majesty. 1243 01:13:08,093 --> 01:13:11,346 Psst, Antony. 1244 01:13:11,388 --> 01:13:12,639 Over here. 1245 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:14,682 Behind the governor's door. 1246 01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,142 How did you know it was me? 1247 01:13:16,184 --> 01:13:18,728 You have a distinctive unwashed smell. 1248 01:13:18,770 --> 01:13:20,230 What are you doing? 1249 01:13:20,271 --> 01:13:21,523 I'm scrubbing the floor. 1250 01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:23,024 What do you think I'm doing? 1251 01:13:23,066 --> 01:13:24,609 Have you got a soap bar? 1252 01:13:24,651 --> 01:13:25,819 Well, yes. 1253 01:13:25,860 --> 01:13:27,612 What, do you want me to wash you? 1254 01:13:27,654 --> 01:13:29,280 No, just stay there. 1255 01:13:29,322 --> 01:13:30,573 Don't go away. 1256 01:13:30,615 --> 01:13:31,991 Prince... 1257 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:43,420 This is the governor's master key. 1258 01:13:43,461 --> 01:13:45,880 Make an impression in the soap. 1259 01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:48,216 He'll be back any moment. 1260 01:13:58,059 --> 01:13:59,978 Here. 1261 01:14:03,106 --> 01:14:05,817 Very stubborn stain, sir. 1262 01:14:58,912 --> 01:15:00,955 I think she's waking up. 1263 01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:02,415 Good morning. 1264 01:15:09,589 --> 01:15:11,591 Get someone over here. 1265 01:15:29,067 --> 01:15:32,695 We promise to serve Prince Wendell, 1266 01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:36,658 kind and brave monarch of The Fourth Kingdom, 1267 01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:39,953 and pledge to mend our naughty ways 1268 01:15:39,994 --> 01:15:44,916 so that we may all live happily ever after. 1269 01:15:54,551 --> 01:15:56,010 What is this stuff? 1270 01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:57,512 Baked beanstalk. 1271 01:15:57,554 --> 01:15:59,097 Baked beans? 1272 01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:00,974 Beanstalk. 1273 01:16:03,268 --> 01:16:05,896 My god! 1274 01:16:05,937 --> 01:16:06,813 I can't eat that. 1275 01:16:06,854 --> 01:16:08,731 It tastes like an old mattress. 1276 01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:10,733 No, it doesn't. 1277 01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:14,404 Old mattress has a sweaty, meaty taste. 1278 01:16:14,445 --> 01:16:17,448 And how often is this on the menu? 1279 01:16:17,490 --> 01:16:20,034 Three times a day. 1280 01:16:23,121 --> 01:16:25,456 That's beanstalk juice. 1281 01:16:25,498 --> 01:16:27,750 Takes a bit of gettin' used to. 1282 01:16:30,295 --> 01:16:32,213 Listen, um... 1283 01:16:32,255 --> 01:16:33,506 Let's say I wanted to talk to somebody 1284 01:16:33,548 --> 01:16:37,010 and I wanted to get something, made. 1285 01:16:37,051 --> 01:16:39,178 For instance, for the sake of argument, 1286 01:16:39,220 --> 01:16:41,723 a small piece of metal. 1287 01:16:41,764 --> 01:16:43,391 Who would I have to talk to? 1288 01:16:43,433 --> 01:16:46,185 I mean, who's Mr. Big around here? 1289 01:16:46,227 --> 01:16:47,562 If you want anything bought, sold, borrowed, 1290 01:16:47,604 --> 01:16:52,275 or made in here, you have to see the Tooth Fairy. 1291 01:16:53,359 --> 01:16:55,486 Uh, the who? 1292 01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:57,780 The prison dentist. 1293 01:16:57,822 --> 01:17:00,116 Ah. 1294 01:17:00,158 --> 01:17:03,536 Uh, and how would I get to see him? 1295 01:17:03,578 --> 01:17:05,622 Oh, um, that's easy. 1296 01:17:05,663 --> 01:17:07,498 Oh, yeah? 1297 01:17:21,179 --> 01:17:23,473 Oh, oh, that's no good. 1298 01:17:23,514 --> 01:17:25,433 They'll all have to come out. 1299 01:17:25,475 --> 01:17:26,601 What do you mean, "come out?" 1300 01:17:26,643 --> 01:17:28,227 You haven't even looked in my mouth yet. 1301 01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:29,395 Sit down. 1302 01:17:29,437 --> 01:17:30,063 I, I... 1303 01:17:30,104 --> 01:17:32,148 Come on. 1304 01:17:32,190 --> 01:17:34,567 There, that's it. 1305 01:17:36,444 --> 01:17:38,488 There. 1306 01:17:38,529 --> 01:17:40,531 Would you like some candy? 1307 01:17:40,573 --> 01:17:41,532 What? 1308 01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:42,450 You're a dentist. 1309 01:17:42,492 --> 01:17:44,077 You shouldn't be giving people candy. 1310 01:17:44,118 --> 01:17:45,119 Why not? 1311 01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:46,537 Well, because it rots teeth. 1312 01:17:46,579 --> 01:17:47,914 Ah, rubbish. 1313 01:17:47,955 --> 01:17:49,123 Well, of course it does. 1314 01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:50,333 Well, excuse me. 1315 01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:52,460 Who is the tooth extractor here, eh? 1316 01:17:52,502 --> 01:17:54,170 You or me? 1317 01:17:54,212 --> 01:17:55,630 Well, I'm just gonna... 1318 01:17:55,672 --> 01:17:56,798 What are you doing? 1319 01:17:56,839 --> 01:17:58,007 I'm just putting the straps on. 1320 01:17:58,049 --> 01:17:59,801 Straps, what do we need straps for? 1321 01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:01,803 Yeah, the straps of comfort. 1322 01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:05,139 Tooth decay is caused by three things. 1323 01:18:05,181 --> 01:18:07,433 Number one, poor diet. 1324 01:18:07,475 --> 01:18:10,186 Number two, not brushing properly. 1325 01:18:10,228 --> 01:18:13,022 And number three... 1326 01:18:13,064 --> 01:18:14,691 Bad fairies. 1327 01:18:17,276 --> 01:18:19,278 You know, I, I think I could, um... 1328 01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:20,530 Ah, just let... 1329 01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:21,530 Ah! 1330 01:18:21,572 --> 01:18:22,615 Does that, does that hurt? 1331 01:18:22,657 --> 01:18:23,574 Ow, ah! 1332 01:18:23,616 --> 01:18:24,450 Uh huh. 1333 01:18:24,492 --> 01:18:25,493 Good. 1334 01:18:25,535 --> 01:18:27,286 How about this? 1335 01:18:27,328 --> 01:18:28,371 Whoa, no. 1336 01:18:28,413 --> 01:18:29,747 Wait a minute... 1337 01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:32,291 No, no! 1338 01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:34,419 Ah, loose teeth. 1339 01:18:34,460 --> 01:18:36,254 I thought so. 1340 01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:37,379 Oh... 1341 01:18:37,422 --> 01:18:40,049 Don't you worry. 1342 01:18:40,091 --> 01:18:43,720 We have a bag of magic teeth here. 1343 01:18:44,721 --> 01:18:46,889 You can't... 1344 01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:49,559 I came to you for help. 1345 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:50,601 Help? 1346 01:18:50,643 --> 01:18:52,520 Yeah, I... 1347 01:18:52,562 --> 01:18:56,107 I've got to get a, a key made out of this. 1348 01:18:57,191 --> 01:18:59,110 What's it worth? 1349 01:18:59,152 --> 01:19:00,319 Uh... 1350 01:19:00,361 --> 01:19:02,447 Oh, oh, look, look. 1351 01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:03,448 See that? 1352 01:19:03,489 --> 01:19:04,031 Oh... 1353 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,199 Ow! 1354 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:06,659 This... 1355 01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:11,080 ls a hand-worn clock. 1356 01:19:11,122 --> 01:19:12,790 The little hands go around, and it 1357 01:19:12,832 --> 01:19:15,418 tells the time very intricately. 1358 01:19:15,460 --> 01:19:16,795 I... 1359 01:19:19,547 --> 01:19:22,842 We call them watches. 1360 01:19:22,884 --> 01:19:25,219 Ah, but this is a Rolex. 1361 01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:26,512 Solid gold. 1362 01:19:26,554 --> 01:19:28,473 Ah. 1363 01:19:28,514 --> 01:19:31,267 Yeah, well, as long as it's not 1364 01:19:31,309 --> 01:19:33,394 one of those cheap imitations. 1365 01:19:33,436 --> 01:19:35,438 Ch, aw, hey! 1366 01:19:39,233 --> 01:19:39,817 Hey, What? 1367 01:19:39,859 --> 01:19:40,943 Hey, look. 1368 01:19:40,985 --> 01:19:42,278 Prince Wendell's carriage. 1369 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:44,364 Raise the barrier. 1370 01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:50,286 Your Majesty. 1371 01:20:04,258 --> 01:20:05,426 Do you mean to say he just drove 1372 01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:08,429 right through Beantown without stopping? 1373 01:20:08,471 --> 01:20:09,806 That was on Wednesday, Lord Chancellor, 1374 01:20:09,847 --> 01:20:11,432 and he hasn't been seen since. 1375 01:20:11,474 --> 01:20:12,642 The throne makers are furious. 1376 01:20:12,683 --> 01:20:14,560 They're threatening to boycott the coronation. 1377 01:20:14,602 --> 01:20:18,815 It's so unlike the Prince not to send word of where he is. 1378 01:20:18,856 --> 01:20:20,900 Perhaps it's just, uh... 1379 01:20:20,942 --> 01:20:22,902 Coronation nerves. 1380 01:20:22,944 --> 01:20:24,696 I'm sure he'll turn up soon. 1381 01:20:24,737 --> 01:20:28,366 Let us not forget that the Evil Queen is now at large. 1382 01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:29,826 Where is Wendell? 1383 01:20:29,867 --> 01:20:33,538 Where is he in his kingdom's greatest hour of need? 1384 01:20:33,579 --> 01:20:36,541 Things look very bad indeed. 1385 01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:37,875 Terrible. 1386 01:20:37,917 --> 01:20:40,044 Quite awful! 1387 01:20:40,086 --> 01:20:41,838 Still... 1388 01:20:41,879 --> 01:20:45,508 I expect it'll all turn out happy ever after. 1389 01:20:45,550 --> 01:20:47,468 Oh, yes. 1390 01:20:48,469 --> 01:20:51,013 Now, to the real crisis. 1391 01:20:51,055 --> 01:20:53,516 There is a shortage of bluebells throughout the kingdom. 1392 01:20:53,558 --> 01:20:55,351 My color scheme for the coronation banquet 1393 01:20:55,393 --> 01:20:59,522 will have to be completely rethought. 1394 01:21:04,652 --> 01:21:07,071 She's awake. 1395 01:21:07,113 --> 01:21:08,447 Strip her. 1396 01:21:18,624 --> 01:21:19,834 Oh my god. 1397 01:21:19,876 --> 01:21:23,004 You're a captive of the merciless trolls now. 1398 01:21:23,045 --> 01:21:24,046 The merciless! 1399 01:21:24,088 --> 01:21:25,673 Without mercy. 1400 01:21:26,716 --> 01:21:27,759 Ah! 1401 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,552 Pretty little feet. 1402 01:21:29,594 --> 01:21:31,513 Nicey nice. 1403 01:21:31,554 --> 01:21:34,098 Who runs your kingdom? 1404 01:21:34,140 --> 01:21:35,391 My kingdom? 1405 01:21:35,433 --> 01:21:36,976 Who's in charge? 1406 01:21:37,018 --> 01:21:38,686 Ah, the president! 1407 01:21:38,728 --> 01:21:40,062 Wendell was trying to rally an army 1408 01:21:40,104 --> 01:21:42,064 from your kingdom to attack us. 1409 01:21:42,106 --> 01:21:42,857 Wasn't he? 1410 01:21:42,899 --> 01:21:43,899 No. 1411 01:21:46,944 --> 01:21:50,406 This could be a long torture session. 1412 01:21:50,448 --> 01:21:51,782 I'll tell you anything you want to know. 1413 01:21:51,824 --> 01:21:53,910 Torture first, then you talk. 1414 01:21:53,951 --> 01:21:55,453 It's better that way. 1415 01:21:55,494 --> 01:21:58,080 Rush a torture, ruin a torture. 1416 01:22:02,627 --> 01:22:04,629 Dad's here. 1417 01:22:07,340 --> 01:22:08,508 Dad? 1418 01:22:08,549 --> 01:22:10,968 Why don't you take off the shoes? 1419 01:22:11,010 --> 01:22:13,846 In these shoes I am all-powerful. 1420 01:22:13,888 --> 01:22:15,514 I can rule the world. 1421 01:22:15,556 --> 01:22:16,390 Come on, Dad. 1422 01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:19,060 Just slip 'em off. 1423 01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:22,521 Dad! 1424 01:22:29,195 --> 01:22:30,363 Where have you been? 1425 01:22:30,404 --> 01:22:31,906 You're a day late. 1426 01:22:31,948 --> 01:22:33,575 Uh, well... 1427 01:22:33,616 --> 01:22:34,617 He, he... 1428 01:22:34,659 --> 01:22:36,535 Who's this? 1429 01:22:36,577 --> 01:22:38,371 Supposed to bring back the dog. 1430 01:22:38,412 --> 01:22:41,248 Oh, forget the dog, Dad. 1431 01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:44,085 We've discovered another kingdom. 1432 01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:46,462 The mythical 10th kingdom. 1433 01:22:46,504 --> 01:22:48,506 Talked of only in myth. 1434 01:22:48,547 --> 01:22:49,548 Don't talk rubbish. 1435 01:22:49,590 --> 01:22:50,841 There is no 10th kingdom. 1436 01:22:50,883 --> 01:22:52,843 Oh, but there is, and this witch 1437 01:22:52,885 --> 01:22:55,721 put us in a box of matches. 1438 01:22:55,763 --> 01:22:57,390 You were captured? 1439 01:22:57,431 --> 01:23:00,643 By this, girl? 1440 01:23:00,685 --> 01:23:02,103 She's a witch. 1441 01:23:02,144 --> 01:23:03,312 How many of their soldiers did you 1442 01:23:03,354 --> 01:23:05,564 kill before you were captured? 1443 01:23:05,606 --> 01:23:06,565 None. 1444 01:23:06,607 --> 01:23:09,402 None survived. 1445 01:23:09,443 --> 01:23:12,363 Who wants to be whipped first? 1446 01:23:12,405 --> 01:23:14,740 It's true. 1447 01:23:14,782 --> 01:23:17,368 Look at this. 1448 01:23:30,548 --> 01:23:33,801 They are called the Brothers Gibb. 1449 01:23:33,843 --> 01:23:36,804 And the song, it concerns a deadly fever 1450 01:23:36,846 --> 01:23:40,224 that only strikes on Saturdays. 1451 01:23:41,767 --> 01:23:44,270 There's more to all this 1452 01:23:44,311 --> 01:23:47,148 than the Queen is telling me. 1453 01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:14,133 Prince, I've got the key. 1454 01:24:14,175 --> 01:24:15,551 Oh, brilliant. 1455 01:24:15,593 --> 01:24:16,552 The governor's in the kitchen 1456 01:24:16,594 --> 01:24:19,180 making me another poison dinner. 1457 01:24:19,221 --> 01:24:20,765 Quick, use it now. 1458 01:24:20,806 --> 01:24:23,350 Open the door. 1459 01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:24,769 There are spare uniforms in here. 1460 01:24:24,810 --> 01:24:26,145 You can put one on and, 1461 01:24:26,187 --> 01:24:27,730 and just march me out of the prison. 1462 01:24:27,772 --> 01:24:29,690 Oh, come on, hurry up. 1463 01:24:29,732 --> 01:24:31,567 Shh, somethings wrong with the key. 1464 01:24:31,609 --> 01:24:33,653 It's not turning. 1465 01:24:36,113 --> 01:24:38,365 Must be a... 1466 01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:41,452 You must really love pain. 1467 01:24:41,494 --> 01:24:42,495 What? 1468 01:24:42,536 --> 01:24:43,996 Oh, no, no, no, no, you don't understand. 1469 01:24:44,038 --> 01:24:45,331 I, I was just coming down the hall and I tripped 1470 01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:47,333 on the loose brick, and I fell and I found 1471 01:24:47,374 --> 01:24:49,251 myself right here in front of your door and I found this. 1472 01:24:49,293 --> 01:24:50,586 Did you lose one? 1473 01:24:50,628 --> 01:24:53,672 Take him downstairs and give him 50 beanstalk lashes. 1474 01:24:53,714 --> 01:24:55,132 Right now. 1475 01:24:55,174 --> 01:24:57,259 No, no, you know, that's not necessary. 1476 01:24:57,301 --> 01:24:59,428 I was coming by to ask you, do you have a laundry here? 1477 01:24:59,470 --> 01:25:00,596 Oh, dear. 1478 01:25:00,638 --> 01:25:03,516 Sorry about that, Antony. 1479 01:25:03,557 --> 01:25:06,560 No, listen, I don't... 1480 01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:08,395 Here boy. 1481 01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:09,730 Here, boy. 1482 01:25:09,772 --> 01:25:13,025 You're hurting me. 1483 01:25:13,067 --> 01:25:16,445 Here you are, doggy. 1484 01:25:16,487 --> 01:25:18,364 There. 1485 01:25:18,405 --> 01:25:22,368 That should give you a nice, long sleep. 1486 01:25:39,260 --> 01:25:40,970 Ouch! 1487 01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:52,523 You will dance for me and when you've finished 1488 01:25:52,565 --> 01:25:57,319 dancing you'll tell me how to invade your kingdom. 1489 01:25:59,905 --> 01:26:01,282 Uh, you know, I'm not, 1490 01:26:01,323 --> 01:26:02,825 I'm not much of a dancer, really. 1491 01:26:02,867 --> 01:26:04,869 Actually. 1492 01:26:07,121 --> 01:26:09,957 You'll dance when you wear these. 1493 01:26:17,214 --> 01:26:19,341 Wake me when they turn red. 1494 01:26:33,272 --> 01:26:36,817 Conceal the coach then prepare a room for the Prince. 1495 01:26:36,859 --> 01:26:37,985 Welcome home. 1496 01:26:38,027 --> 01:26:39,612 We have missed you, Your Majesty. 1497 01:26:57,588 --> 01:26:59,215 Who's that? 1498 01:27:00,466 --> 01:27:03,510 She was the stepmother who poisoned Snow White 1499 01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:06,764 with the apple all those years ago. 1500 01:27:07,765 --> 01:27:10,351 She was once the most powerful woman 1501 01:27:10,392 --> 01:27:13,187 in all the nine kingdoms and this 1502 01:27:13,229 --> 01:27:16,357 was but one of her five castles. 1503 01:27:17,608 --> 01:27:19,360 What happened to her? 1504 01:27:20,611 --> 01:27:24,281 When she was finally caught, they heated 1505 01:27:24,323 --> 01:27:28,327 a pair of iron slippers over red-hot coals 1506 01:27:28,369 --> 01:27:32,581 and made her dance at Snow White's wedding. 1507 01:27:32,623 --> 01:27:37,253 She crawled out into the snow, dragging her raw, 1508 01:27:37,294 --> 01:27:41,966 blistered, useless feet into a swamp nearby. 1509 01:27:42,967 --> 01:27:46,428 This broken woman was once the fairest 1510 01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:50,933 of them all, but she kept her magic 1511 01:27:50,975 --> 01:27:55,354 mirrors and searched for a successor 1512 01:27:55,396 --> 01:27:59,233 and that, of course, was me. 1513 01:28:05,531 --> 01:28:09,451 I will finish her work and destroy 1514 01:28:09,493 --> 01:28:13,080 the House of White forever, and pity 1515 01:28:13,122 --> 01:28:16,583 the fool who tries to stand up to me!